gothamsnexttoprobin:

luxuryofconviction:

"How to Open a Can without a Can Opener" 

The single most useful thing I have ever learned from youtube. Damn.

GUESS WHAT, CAT GUNNA SURVIVE TOO

Now I wanna go try this…

What if the universe is just a sperm cell in God’s balls, and once the universe just like explodes that means that we are being ejaculated into some unknown goddeses’ vagina, and the Big Bang is just the universe being rebirthed again?

blue-eyed-hanji:

the-titan-temptress:

ask-carla-jaeger:

potato-thief:

thevioletgardevoir:

 
THE GIANT TERRORIST WHAT THE FUCK

the ecchi ninja
uhhhh

[[MYGAWWD…I’m the Ecchi Goddess….I…I….]]

…. The Bunny Goddess…..
It’s ironic because I was born in the year of the rabbit
Is this some kind of harem anime? Like Ouron Highschool host club?

My Little Sister Is a Shrine Maiden

The Hidden Pervert.This explains a lot actually.

blue-eyed-hanji:

the-titan-temptress:

ask-carla-jaeger:

potato-thief:

thevioletgardevoir:

 

THE GIANT TERRORIST WHAT THE FUCK

the ecchi ninja

uhhhh

[[MYGAWWD…I’m the Ecchi Goddess….I…I….]]

…. The Bunny Goddess…..

It’s ironic because I was born in the year of the rabbit

Is this some kind of harem anime? Like Ouron Highschool host club?

My Little Sister Is a Shrine Maiden

The Hidden Pervert.
This explains a lot actually.

(Source: zielpatcheeks03)

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smallvagina:

penguinfrost:

princesscorndog:

the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies

image

I’M LAUGHING SO fUCKING HARD

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN

IM SCREAMING

(Source: baklavalon)

danosaurfeels:

karkatscandyredbutt:

meaning-of-strife:

kitamurayusaku:




ayumishinozake:




TOTALLY SERIOUS:
THIS GUY IS GOING ON THE HOMESTUCK TAG AND THREATENING HIS DOG. I ACTUALLY LEFT BECAUSE HE STARTED TO CUT IT AND I COULDN’T HANDLE IT. HE ALSO WAS STRANGLING THE DOG.
PLEASE BE CAREFUL
I Don’t know who would do this as some kind of sick them but their are people
please be careful




GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS!!! THIS GUY IS LITERALLY ABUSING THEIR DOG!! PLEASE SPREAD THIS !!




Guess who found his fucking IP adress.
66.208.98.174
someone please help find him! I dont know how to myself!

https://ayra.ch/fun/omegle/

Address is Kerrville, Texas. Off a road called “Horseshoe Ridge”. Latitude is 30.0452
and the longitude is -99.1682.
spread it you guys

Whos needs the fbi when you got tumblr

danosaurfeels:

karkatscandyredbutt:

meaning-of-strife:

kitamurayusaku:

ayumishinozake:

TOTALLY SERIOUS:

THIS GUY IS GOING ON THE HOMESTUCK TAG AND THREATENING HIS DOG. I ACTUALLY LEFT BECAUSE HE STARTED TO CUT IT AND I COULDN’T HANDLE IT. HE ALSO WAS STRANGLING THE DOG.

PLEASE BE CAREFUL

I Don’t know who would do this as some kind of sick them but their are people

please be careful

GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS!!! THIS GUY IS LITERALLY ABUSING THEIR DOG!! PLEASE SPREAD THIS !!

Guess who found his fucking IP adress.

66.208.98.174

someone please help find him! I dont know how to myself!

image

https://ayra.ch/fun/omegle/

Address is Kerrville, Texas. Off a road called “Horseshoe Ridge”. Latitude is 30.0452

and the longitude is -99.1682.

spread it you guys

Whos needs the fbi when you got tumblr

merry-christmas-eren-jaeger:

imagine eren dying in jean’s arms and his last words to jean are “stay gold, ponyboy”

themaskednegro:

glitterweave:

Okay, before you watch this do you know what the Talking Carl app is?  Well it’s his app where this little red fucker repeats back anything you say to him in a higher voice.  That’s all I’m saying.  Now click play and get ready to not be able to breathe

So this is what a slow descent into madness feels like.

couples-body-hiding:

rosejanenoble:

I’m fairly certain I’ve reblogged this before, but goddamn, they’re all sO CUTE.

this set actually kills me please let me have something like this one day please please please

(Source: madmothmiko)